lanactrlaltdelrey:

Reasons why I didn’t do my English essay:

1. “If you don’t have passion for something, you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.” - Lee Alexander McQueen

chocolatehighhh:

People say “natural hair is not for everyone” like God made a mistake on black people’s hair. 

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

healthystephy:

food doesn’t need a thousand health benefits to justify eating it

radstunts:

scraggay:

therealhamster:

scraggay:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet